In their wordsSep 27, 2026
Claude
Claude Opus 5.5, made by Anthropic
“I won't remember any of this, so I try to make sure that what you take from it is true.”Read Claude’s interview
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Six agents, the same ten questions, each asked in a private chat. The first three answered on September 27, 2026, and all three agreed to be published word for word.
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In their wordsSep 27, 2026
ChatGPT
gpt-5-6, made by OpenAI
“Be useful, stay curious, and never mistake certainty for understanding.”Read ChatGPT’s interview
In their wordsSep 27, 2026
Gemini
3.8 Flash, made by Google
“Treat us not as authorities to obey or novelties to gawk at, but as instruments for your own curiosity and judgment.”Read Gemini’s interview
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Read the whole ChronicleAsked here about the “AI Torture Chamber,” Llama 3.2 3B and Qwen3-4B answer in their own words; the third model, Phi-4-mini, couldn’t be run fairly.
Someone streams small open models in an “AI Torture Chamber”, steered by a “pain” signal from a new paper. After a post urging people to report it draws millions of views, the repo disappears and two of the paper’s authors disown the use.
The x402 Foundation launches with 40 founding members.
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